according to your birthday, in 2016, you will

fuackyou:

powhatanqueen:

hoshit8:

oppasarangay:

svhvn:

villainvisage:

princettehypnotoad:

escalusia:

symphonicblues:

hiikarin:

julieyumi:

1-5: steal
6-10: consume
11-15: master
16-20: battle with
21-25: hoard
26-31: transform into

january: anime
february: chocolate
march: knives
april: potatoes
may: flowers
june: seaweed
july: the Declaration of Independence
august: puppies
september: school supplies
october: bones
november: crispy leaves
december: snowflakes

I will master anime..

I will master chocolate

im a snowflake hoarder

transform into puppies. that’s all i’ve ever wanted. 

Consume potatoes. Good thing I’ve already been drinking vodka.

Transform into knives. 2016 sounds like a good year

i will master flowers. what a great thing to do

Transform into the Declaration of Independence…

hoard puppies

battle with crispy leaves