Why are colds like

normal-ghost:

jonesandbennett:

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

Science time! It’s because 85% of bodies only use one nostril at a time (breathe out and put your finger under each nostril if you wanna test yourself), then switch after about four hours. Science really isn’t sure why, but when one nostril isn’t being used, it can get a little clogged.